Small Dogs that Dont Shed are the BEST!

Small Dogs that Wear Lipstick ... LOL!

2011-03-02T12:57:00.000-08:00

Small dogs that don't shed are really the best .....

NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK!

Why would you even ask me that?
I am so insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here,
everybody looks at me!

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.

Houdini Clarke gives this post a 4 paws up!

Small Dogs WARNING Pet Food Recall!

2010-12-21T12:13:00.000-08:00

It pays to buy only the very best all natural foods for your dogs. If you look below you wil see that there has been another pet food recall ....

A pet food recall has been issued. The Kroger Co. said Monday it is recalling select packages of pet food sold in some of its retail stores because the products may contain aflatoxin, which poses a health risk to pets. Kroger stores in the following states are included in this recall: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carol

http://www.kroger.com/SiteCollectionDocuments/Recalls/pet_food.pdf

www.kroger.com

Small Dogs Like Jesse are really COOL!

2010-11-05T01:41:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that don't shed are really great ... check out Houdini Clarke's friend Jesse. This little dynamo is a Jack Russell terrier and learned all his "moves" with clicker training ... how cool is that?

Just watch and see Jesse in action!

Small Dog Houdini Clarke Visits the Austrian Alps

2010-10-17T00:52:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that dont shed can go everywhere ... even to the Austrian Alps! This tiny Maltese dog is now visiting Austria with his Mom and Dad ... enjoy Houdini Clarke's pampered puppies adventure to St. Corona in Austria!

Houdini may be a small breed dog, but his lifestyle is BIG!

Small Dog Houdini Clarke ...Enjoys Pampered Puppies Adventures

2010-04-18T07:06:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that don't shed , as we all know really ROCK! They are portable and go everywhere ... in fact, they are welcome almost anywhere. Houdini Clarke has proved that by being the "spokes dog" of the small dogs that don't shed.

Houdini is a Maltese dog ... they have no under coat, are very low on dander and therefore have a much lower count when it comes to allergens. This makes him, along with a few other special breeds, the perfect companion for those suffering from the sneezing, coughing symptoms that plague so many people.

As spokes dog, Houdini has under taken several new projects ... one of them being his "Pampered Puppies Adventures". Not really a newsletter, but a journal of sorts that shares with puppies and dogs ... along with their humans, what it means to live the life of a Pampered Puppy ... in addition, important stuff like ....

Tips to living "GREEN" as a dog of the 21st Century
Important healthcare issues facing puppies and dogs
Cool Training Tips for Dogs and their Humans
Cutting Edge Pampered Puppies Fashion
Scrumptious, Healthy Dog Food Recipes

He will, of course need help from all his "Pup" friends by registering for his Adventures ... and of course ... pass it along to your other "Pup" friends so they can join in the FUN.

The "Hoots" will make you laugh till you pee your pants and teach you a few things along the way ... so what are you waiting for?

Register Now and you will receive your first "Pampered Puppies Adventures" ASAP!

Small Dog Houdini Clarke ... I Double Dog Dare YOU!

2010-04-15T12:50:00.000-07:00

Houdini Clarke is all about education ... education of us mere humans, that is ... LOL

I Double Dog Dare you to take this quiz …

Warning: This online personality quiz will really open your eyes!

Directions: Answer the following personality quiz questions by comparing yourself today with your dog (or a dog you have known in your past). Where a quiz statement applies to both or neither of you, then, select "Equal." You will need to print this out and circle your answers

1. Your Dog... You... Equal... joyfully undertake frequent vigorous physical exercise.
2. Your Dog... You... Equal... happily eat the same food day after day.
3. Your Dog... You..... Equal... almost always cheerful, fun-loving, ignoring aches and pains
4. Your Dog... You... Equal... need no medical help (valium, prozac, etc) to relieve stress or tension.
5. Your Dog... You... Equal... seize most every opportunity to enjoy the natural world.
6. Your Dog... You... Equal... can take criticism and blame without resentment.
7. Your Dog... You... Equal... can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him/her.
8. Your Dog... You... Equal... can face the world without any lies and deceit.
9. Your Dog... You... Equal... can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
10. Your Dog... You... Equal... can joyfully live without pep pills, cigarettes or liquor.
11. Your Dog... You... Equal... weight in more normal proportion to body.
12. Your Dog... You... Equal... can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
13. Your Dog... You... Equal... can understand and accept when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
14. Your Dog... You... Equal... have no prejudice or discomfort WHATSOEVER with others' creeds, colors, religions, or beliefs.

SCORING: Add up the number of test questions answered with a Your Dog response and subtract the number of online test questions with a You response. That is your score on this online psychological personality test. The AVERAGE quiz score in the past has been the dog winning by 3-4 questions over the human; only 2% claimed they did better than their dogs while taking this quiz online.

Most who truthfully answer the above will discover that their dog scored somewhat better than they on this personality test. The mildly sneaky intent of this "competition" is to suggest that we all might look to our dogs as BEACONS of mental health with many behaviors and responses to which we could well aspire as our long term health goals. Too often we give ourselves just another set of excuses for our unhappiness and dysfunctional behaviors and fail to realize that we need such long term health goals if ever we are to achieve a measure of happiness and contentment.

Well, kinda makes you think ....

Small Dog Houdini Clarke on St. Paddy's Day ...

2010-03-16T06:55:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that don't shed wishing you and yours a Happy St. Paddy's Day!

May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
~Irish Blessing

Today is not the day to piddle on the clover ... especially on the four leaf variety!
Houdini Clarke

Small Dogs "Shake Your Tail Feathers"

2010-03-11T12:47:00.000-08:00

OK, everyone knows that small dogs that don't shed are the best, but Frostie, the dancing bare-eyed cockatoo, AKA a Little Corella, comes in a close second. Frostie can shake his "bootie" better than any bird we have ever seen!

Houdini Clarke gives Frostie a 2 Paws up and has plans to contact him prior to his 2012 presidential campaign for advice....

Just watch Frostie "Shake his tail feathers" ....

... if he can't make you laugh, nothing can!

Frostie The Funniest Dancing Bird On This Planet jives to the Blues Brothers Shake Your Tail Feather - "Joliet" Jake Blues (Dan Aykroyd) Ray Charles hit from The Blues Brothers album (1992).

This video was aired on NDTV: India, CNN, KHSL TV Channel 12, E! The Soup, Al Jezeera, FOX News, Ellen and Good Morning America (GMA)! Video of the day on MSN and Yahoo! As seen on TV in India, China, Chile, France, England, Germany, USA and Bangledesh! Featured in the Paradise Post and Contra Costa Times.

(Video by Karla K. Larsson, Magalia - Paradise, CA on February 1, 2009.)

Small Dogs - Dinner for One .. Funny Video!

2010-03-05T09:54:00.000-08:00

Now Houdini Clarke, Maltese, knows all about eating at the table ... in fact as a small dog he even has his own chair with a special towel for him to avoid messy eating spills ... well, this dog gives eating at the table a whole new meaning ...

Too bad there is no sound to go along with it, but you can certainly hear the chuckling in the background ... LOL!

Small dogs that don't shed make great table companions, but this guy really ROCKS!

Small Dogs that Don't Shed - Houdini Clarke Travels to Honduras!

2010-02-27T09:25:00.000-08:00

Houdini Clarke, Maltese dog, continues his travels .... watch as he takes Honduras by storm! Small dogs that don't shed are the best to travel with.

Puppies and dogs are not all alike. If you need travel tips for dog travel, be sure to just ask Houdini ...

Small Dogs - Happy Birthday to Bob!

2010-02-23T17:06:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday to you ... happy birthday to you ... happy birthday dear Bobbbbbb ... !

As you all know by now, Houdini Clarke is a very well traveled small dog. Maltese are small dogs that don't shed, and as such, it is actually a pleasure to travel with him.

Well, a few years back we were cruising the Exumas in the Bahamas and happened upon a special lady and her Jack Russell companion, Bob. Now, it turns out that Annie was kind of the self appointed harbor master at the Black Point settlement where we hung on the hook for close to a week. A gutsy woman, she and Bob were cruising all by themselves on a nifty trawler named "Dreamboat Annie"

Long story short, we all became friends. Annie and Bob are back in the US and Bob just celebrated his birthday ... sooo ... just a quick picture so all you pups out there can share in the festivities.

Annie writes: " Bob's birthday cake was made out of hamburger with hot dog eyes and a ketchup mouth. We had a great time at the beach with 9 of Bob's friends. "

Houdini sends his love and will "pee -mail" soon ... LOL!

Small Dogs that Don't Shed - Houdini Clarke Travels

2010-02-22T17:03:00.000-08:00

Small dogs that don't shed are a real plus when you decide to travel with your dog. Houdini Clarke is a 7 year old Maltese and he has traveled all over the world.

Take a look at the dog video ... his adventures in the Bahamas ...

Puppies and dogs Rock just ask Houdini Clarke!

Puppies and Dogs ...

2010-02-15T06:13:00.001-08:00

Puppies and dogs bring so much fun into your life! You need a good resource to consult, though, when you decide to make that move .... http://puppies-and-dogs.com is the site to search out that important information ...

in reference to:

"Puppies and Dogs Are you ready to be a puppy parent? Puppies and dogs are the cutest bundles of fur in the world, but if you aren’t prepared for this new member of your family it could turn your life upside down! First off, if you are thinking about buying a puppy or dog, be aware that this one small action will change your life … mostly for the better … and you need to be prepared, as this change will happen instantly upon bringing the new puppy or dog into your home."
- Puppies and Dogs - Puppies and Dogs (view on Google Sidewiki)

Small Dogs and Surf Dogs ...

2010-02-03T05:17:00.000-08:00

Houdini Clarke, Maltese and I just finished watching this moving dog video ... small dogs that don't shed are great, but "Surf Dog" Ricochet is amazing. She will make you laugh, smile and then bring tears to your eyes .... watch and see

Surf dog Ricochet's inspirational video highlighting her journey from birth, to service dog training, to dog surfing, to surfing tandem with quadriplegic surfer, Patrick Ivison, to fund raising for charitable causes. She is currently leading a fundraiser for a six year old boy named Ian who suffered a traumatic brain injury in a horrific car accident that claimed the lives of his parents. If you'd like to help Ricochet help Ian, please go to http://www.SurfDogRicochet.com. To follow her on Facebook ... search for "Surf Dog Ricochet" ... Thank you for watching, and donating to her charitable cause.

Small Dogs that Dont Shed are Great Network Marketers

2009-12-18T10:33:00.000-08:00

Small dogs that don't shed have so many talents. First off, Houdini Clarke, Maltese extraordinaire is a wonderful companion ... loving and totally funny. Secondly he is an integral part of our marketing business. Recently he traveled with us to the Trump Las Vegas for the 2009 Distributor Rights Association Convention.

Take a peek at some of the fun he had ...

Small dogs are always a joy to have around and the small breeds that don't shed, or shed very little are even better.

Houdini Clarke, internet marketer and MLM distributor ... why not? In the Network Marketing industry it is vital that you become recognized ... everyone remembers Houdini! We even had a woman come up to us in the convention, someone we had never met, and she regularly follows Houdini's blog ... she knew all about him ... how cool is that.

Small dogs that don't shed ROCK!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Just pee on it!

2009-10-25T07:23:00.001-07:00

Houdini Clarke shares his ....

Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.

Small dogs that don't shed ROCK!!!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Tango Anyone?

2009-10-13T12:10:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that don't shed are a lot of fun. Houdini Clarke's favorite girlfriend Holly Addy is back in town ... so what are these small dogs up to?

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Houdini is a Maltese and Holly is a MaltiPoo ... too bad they are both only consultants ... otherwise they would have made terrific "HolliHoots!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Halloween Costumes

2009-10-05T06:04:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that don't shed ... these little guys are great! Houdini Clarke loves to dress up for the photo ops and has decided to ask his friends to choose his Halloween costume this year. Of course, he has several options to choose from and over the next couple of weeks will be modeling all his latest gear.

In addition, he would love to include all of his friends pictures also. So tell your Mom and Dad to dress you up in your best dog Halloween costume and take a picture. Houdini will post all of them. You don't even have to be a small dog ... all dogs are welcome!

The "Hoots" is rather partial to his latest sombrero. It gives him that Latin flare and he is looking forward to the next cinco de mayo party where he can show it off ... OLE`

Houdini Clarke posing in his Viking headgear. He likes this look and he feels quite manly while prancing around the house in it.

This next look, Houdini feels, perhaps will give the girls the wrong idea ... he isn't really into the lady bug look, but you must admit he still is kinda cute!

Now, the bumble bee could go either way, but it seems that when he wears it he has this urge to piddle on all the flowers ... lol!

OK, please post your comments and send us your photos and let's make this a terrific contest ... prizes to be announced later.

Small dogs that don't shed ROCK ... but all the other "dogs" are pretty cool, too!

Now Houdini advises if your really want to compete with him, you simply MUST have a terrific costume. He has found the place to shop for all of your costume needs ... even if you are human ... LOL! Ya gotta check it out!

Small Dogs - Houdini Clarke Celebrates Birthday

2009-10-03T13:58:00.000-07:00

Houdini Clarke, Maltese Dog and definitely a member of the small dogs that don't shed, will be celebrating his 7th birthday tomorrow. Yes, I know, he still looks just like a pup, but he has been around the block a few times ... pun intended!

He picked us out when he was only 10 weeks old and has finally, after all of these years, pretty much got us trained to keep him a lifestyle that most people would envy!

Houdini spends most of his time doing doggie stuff when he is not running for Prez. Yes, he did run for the White House in 2008 and for now, he is keeping up with his memoirs and perhaps 2012 ....

Prince Houdini of Capri has traveled quite a bit and knows the international scene pretty well. The "Hoots" has gone to Europe 10 times, traveled by plane (both private and commercial), train, boat, bicycle, golf cart and automobile.

The little guy met with the mayor of Guanaja while visiting Honduras (see photo op) and has been sung to in the Austrian Alps by famous singer "Anton of Tirol" ....

He has been deep sea fishing in the Bahamas and splashed in the crystal blue waters of the Florida Keys. There is not much that Houdini Clarke has missed out on, as it should be.

So all friends of Houdini Clarke are invited for special "kibble and bits" !
No presents please, just a pee-mail or comment will do!

Happy Birthday Houdini!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Purina Diet

2009-09-26T04:52:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that don't shed are the best! Houdini Clarke, since his run for the white house receives bags of email everyday asking about plans for 2012. For right now he is kicking back and considering a possible career in journalism.

Purina Chow Diet

Yesterday I was buying a bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story ...

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her
no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

Hehehehe ... !

PS. Since I'm not going to Wal-mart, I now shop for Dog Food at PetSmart.com
They have the VERY BEST prices!

Houdini Clarke ... a Little Humor for Bentley Brown

2009-06-03T12:04:00.000-07:00

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:

'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.

Can I come with him tomorrow?

Houdini Clarke Celebrates Cinco de Mayo!

2009-05-07T13:51:00.000-07:00

Houdini Clarke, Maltese extraordinaire, loves a good party, so when his good pal Bentley Brown threw a big Cinco de Mayo shindig "Hoots" was first in line! Houdini usually prefers small dogs that don't shed, but in Bentley's case he makes an exception ...

Bentley's Mom and Dad had a few of their friends over also ... lol!

Everyone had a howling good time ... OLE`

Houdini Clarke Meets NFL Champ Freddie Mitchell

2009-04-30T15:54:00.000-07:00

When you think of small dogs that dont shed, who comes to mind first? Houdini Clarke, of course!

Houdini, has been busy as usual, and recently he had the opportunity to meet NFL Champ Freddie Mitchell. Freddie played for the Philadelphia Eagles for several seasons, played in the Super Bowl and is training for a come back in football.

FredEX offered the "Hoots" several training tips and in turn, Houdini shared a few with Freddie ... lol! Houdini is well known for being a "chick" magnet and he passed on a few of those tips to Freddie ... oh MY!

Doctor Energizer Pulses Houdini Clarke PER2000

2009-03-28T13:37:00.000-07:00

Houdini Clarke makes history once again as the first Maltese to pulsed by a PER2000 Pulsed Energy Replenisher. Doctor Energizer visited our home and demonstrated to Houdini how simple, painless and non-invasive it is to use.

Houdini enjoyed his session and was calm throughout. After Doctor Energizer left, six year old Houdini was playing like a puppy again!

The PER2000 is used on thoroughbred racehorses and greyhounds before they race. The PEMF technology boosts the energy and improves their performance. In fact, Albertus Maximus, a racehorse was pulsed just prior to his winning the Breeder's Cup and then again before the Donn's Handicapp.

Nothing is too good for Houdini, the star of small dogs that don't shed!

Houdini Clarke Makes History - Congratulates President Obama!

2009-01-21T12:31:00.000-08:00

Houdini Clarke,the first Maltese to make a run for the White House, congratulated President Barack Obama on his win ... Houdini is now considering a possible cabinet post .... to piddle on, that is ... lol!

Houdini ran on the small dogs that don't shed ticket and quite surprisingly garnered quite a bit of support. He is still hoping to make a comeback in 2012 and is already planning his strategy with members of his immediate staff.

Prepared by Houdini Clarke for Prez ...

Small Dogs Need Grooming, Too!

2009-01-08T10:41:00.000-08:00

Houdini is one of the small dogs that don't shed ... he is the perfect example that grooming is essential for these little guys.

Maltese have hair, not fur like most dogs ... in other words there is no undercoat and he must be combed, brushed, trimmed and cut, or his hair will continue to grow, like humans, until their hair reaches the floor.

We call these grooming sessions laughingly a "spa day" .... everyone in the neighborhood knows about Houdini's spa days ... lol!

The routine begins with a flowbee cut ... now I don't know if you remember the flowbee from TV, but these things are great! They hook up to your vacuum and it hair is literally sucked into the trimming head ... it has several spacers that allow you to trim as much or little as you want off your pet. The really neat part is there is no messy hair flying around ... too cool!

Actually their are human and pet flowbee models and we have the human model because BigAl began using one on his head many years ago! For the Pet Flowbee you can click here ... it is worth its weight in gold ... do you know how much money they want to groom a Maltese these days? YIKES! In my area it runs about $55 per session. You can pay for one grooming or buy one of these "bad boys" and have a lifetime of use!

Next on the menu of grooming services is the scissor clip for around the face, eyes and paws ... it is very important to make sure that the hair between the pads on the paws are clipped short ... paws that never dry out can get a yeast infection.

Houdini's very favorite part of spa day is the bath ... NOT .... I don't know why he hates this part so much. We always use warm water, he gets a wonderful massage and he has our total attention for at least 10 minutes while the shampoo whitens and brightens his coat, but alas, he would rather do just about anything than to hop into the sink. We use a special soap for white dogs Synergy Groomer's Blend Ultra White Shampoo, 17.3 Ounce this stuff works like a charm ... it keeps Houdini in dog show condition! A quick rinse with conditioner ... remember he has hair, not fur and he is ready for the blow dryer!

Once dry, we finish up the session with the toe nails. The best thing that we have run into is the nifty pedipaws gadget that actually files the nail rather than cutting. How many times have you accidentally cut into the quick because you couldn't see it .... well, this totally eliminates that ... the PediPaws Pet Nail Trimmer is the BEST!

Small dogs that don't shed are truly the best, but they do require attention to look their best

Small Dogs that Don't Shed Says Happy New Year!

2009-01-01T10:54:00.000-08:00

The year 2008 has impacted most of us both personally as well as financially. The only thing that remains constant is our fearless companions. Small dogs that don't shed wants to wish everyone out there a Happy New Year!

Houdini Clarke already has plans to make 2009 the best year ever!

Santa Chooses Small Dogs that Don't Shed!

2008-12-27T12:02:00.001-08:00

Even Santa Claus has chosen a Maltese to go on his yearly Santa boat ride in Florida. This is Daisey Dilks, one of the small dogs that don't shed! It is so convenient for Santa, Daisey loves to travel, is a joy to have around and she behaves like a little lady at all times ... lol!

If you are looking for a small breed dog, you might consider this tiny breed!

Houdini Clarke Christmas - 2008

2008-12-23T06:09:00.000-08:00

Get in the Christmas spirit with Houdini Clarke ... the first Maltese to run for President of the United States .... he shares his holiday thoughts and pictures!

Houdini Clarke for Prez - the NEXT Step!

2008-12-19T07:05:00.000-08:00

The small dogs that dont shed ticket is still endorsing Houdini Clarke .... its not over till the FAT DOG HOWLS .... !

Houdini Clarke ... We Will be BACK! 2012!

2008-11-12T06:05:00.000-08:00

Anton of Tirol Sings to Houdini Clarke

2008-11-10T09:52:00.000-08:00

Houdini Clarke and his Mom and Dad stayed with famous Austrian singer Anton of Tirol last year. Anton took us to some of his favortie places in the mountains of Austria and even was inspired to sing a little song for the Hoots!

How COOL is that?

To visit Anton's website, click HERE

ShihTzus Pack a Punch- Small Dogs that don't Shed ...

2008-09-07T17:41:00.000-07:00

Shih Tzus are are small dogs that don't shed. They are known for being sturdy, attentive, energetic,responsive and they are best suited to being companion dogs. Usually ShihTzus are generally easy-going and affectionate. When in a playful mood, Shih Tzus can be feisty and mischievous. Because they are alert and attentive dogs, they make good watchdogs who may bark a lot. Shih Tzus love attention and being spoiled. They are very clever and can be trained, although they are known to be stubborn and a trainer consequently needs to be very patient. Shih Tzus generally get along well with other pets and older children.

Letter from an UNKOWN Source!

2008-09-03T13:01:00.000-07:00

Post VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height.

Dear Dogs,

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- your attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear dog, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember, Dogs are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

Small Dogs that dont Shed, Cockapoo dle-doo

2008-09-02T11:30:00.000-07:00

The Cockapoo is a cross between a cocker spaniel and a miniature poodle. It is a hybrid dog that is sometimes referred to as a “spoodle” or “cockerpoo” and is one of the small dogs that don’t shed. The US began breeding them in the 1960’s they can range in size from 6 pounds to about 20 pounds and come in all sorts of color variations.

In general, the Cockapoo is quite sweet natured and affectionate. An alert sociable dog, the Cockapoo strives to please its owner and gets along well with children when under supervision. Training should begin young and there are times when jealousy rears its head if their owners pay too much attention to other animals. These little guys are quite intelligent and are the perfect small pet dog for companionship.

These dogs are ideal for someone that suffers with allergies as they are one of the no shed dog breeds. The coat of the Cockapoo will vary from dog to dog. Some will have the sleeker coat of the spaniel, while others may have curlier, coarser fur like a Poodle. For many Cockapoo's, their hair will be a mixture somewhere between the two. This means that daily brushing will be required in order to keep the hair healthy and mat free and clipped at least once a year to maintain their coat.

As with a lot of smaller dogs they tend to be quite long-lived, and it's not unusual for Cockapoos to live to 15 years or more. When you are looking for small dogs that don’t shed, be sure to put the Cockapoo high on your list!

Houdini Clarke for President ... !

2008-08-24T10:33:00.000-07:00

Houdini Clarke for President
small dogs that don't shed ticket

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Small Dogs that don't Shed - Houdini Reports!

2008-08-22T07:36:00.000-07:00

Small dogs that don't shed are my very favorite dogs! This is Houdini Clarke, a 5 year old Maltese, getting ready to report the latest weather news from the Isles of Capri, Florida. Tropical Strom Fay made landfall about 5 miles from our home Monday and while the damage was minor, it is still worthy of a quick report for the BARK news!

Houdini, like any Maltese, is a bit vain and is checking with his camera crew to make sure the shots are set up correctly and that his hair and makeup are in order. Maltese are no shed dogs so he is really only concerned that he will have a handsome closeup shot ... LOL!

Houdini reports that the electricity has finally been turned on again after two days so he can now stay cool in the AC'd house and the boil water notice has been lifted. He can once again enjoy his favorite reverse osmosis water without it being boiled first.

This is Houdini Clarke reporting to you from Florida .... cut ... that's a wrap!

Small dogs that don't shed .... Houdini reports that they are the BEST!

Small Dogs that don't Shed - Yorkies are a lot of FUN!

2008-08-17T13:27:00.000-07:00

When you talk about small dogs that don't shed, the Yorkshire Terrier has to be included. These little dynamos weighing in under 7 pounds are quite unaware of their small size and will guard their home enthusiastically.

Small dogs that don't shed can be a lot of FUN! The Yorkshire Terrier in the video is Ivey and she is simply a little love bug! Loving, friendly and a great companion. She has traveled to Europe with her family and is never a problem.

Yorkies do not shed, but they do require grooming and a lot of it if you are going to let their hair grow long..... otherwise, if you keep them cut short just a quick comb every other day should do it.

Caution should be taken if you have very small children as they are very fragile dogs and could be hurt easily .... on the reverse side Yorkies can be a bit nippy with very young kids.

Small dogs that don't shed? Yorkies are a terrific option!

Small Dogs that Don't Shed - How about Havanese?

2008-08-15T11:52:00.000-07:00

Dogs that don’t shed are so great because you are not always vacuuming and sweeping up hair covered furniture and carpet. Small dogs that don’t shed are even better because there is even less to care for and feed. When people ask what kind of “no shed dogs” are out there, you might want to consider a Havanese.

The Havanese is a small sturdy dog with a lot of charm. They can come in many different colors and weighs in at about 7-13 pounds. The long silky coat may be shown either brushed or corded. A resident of Havana for three centuries, it is the National Dog of Cuba. The Havanese carries its head high, plumed tail carried loosely over the back, and a springy gait, it makes his outline unmistakable. When he is shown in the ring, the Havanese should look in excellent condition, but never so elaborately coifed as to preclude an impromptu romp in the leaves.

This little dog of Havana became a family dog extraordinaire, playmate of children, watchdog, and herder of the family poultry flock. During the Cuban revolution, a handful of them found their way into this country and by the end of the 1970’s a new gene pool was being built up. Pretty COOL!

While these small dogs don’t shed, they do need frequent brushing and combing, or they will become a matted mess. If you can't commit to the brushing, you have to commit to frequent trimming to keep the coat short, neat, and healthy.

These little guys are great watch dogs and are quick to sound the alarm if something new is going on, so good training is a must. In addition, they can be difficult to housebreak so consistency is a must.

Along with their considerable charm, Havanese also come with a high price tag, so don’t be surprised with a price tag over a thousand dollars. As always when you go to purchase a new dog, due your homework and spend time with the breeder and puppies.

So when you are looking for small dogs that dont shed, perhaps you should put a Havanese on your to "look at" list.

Small Dogs that don't Shed - Bichon Frise

2008-08-14T14:32:00.000-07:00

When you talk about small dogs that don't shed, many people think of the Bichon Frise. They are are adorable,full of fun and they have a wonderful temperament and are full of curiosity. Bichon's are full of energy, love to be the center of attention and are very intelligent. Yet, they are just as content nestled in your lap while you watch television or read a book.

Of course, not all are alike, and it may take time to find one just right for you. It is so wonderful when you find that perfect Bichon Frise puppy that makes your heart melt. Bichons do have a bit of an independent streak in them; but with positive reinforcement and consistency in training, you can have a delightful, well behaved companion.

Sometimes it is tough to find the perfect dog for your family, especially if have any small kids. Most parents have a tendency to shy away from smaller dogs because of reputations certain small breeds have for snapping. This is not so with the delightful Bichon Frise. You will find yourself with a dog that adores attention and socializing.

Bichons are white dogs, but they may be born with cream, buff or apricot on the ears which usually disappears by the time they are a year old. Both male and female dogs range in weight from 10 - 18 pounds.

The Bichon Frise is a cross between the Barbet water spaniel and the Poodle. The Bichon was bounced around the Mediterranean countries before eventually ending up in France. The name is French, but that accent is all Anglo-Saxon!

Bichon Frise dogs definitely have the poodle type coat with more curls than Shirley Temple could shake a stick at. Two little black round eyes and a button nose give the face so much expression. Their tail curls up, making it look like they strut as they walk.

Something to consider before getting a Bichon Frise is grooming. While the Bichon does not shed and is considered to be hypo allergenic, they do require a lot of grooming and can be high maintenance in that area. It is best if their coat is brushed out on a daily basis, but weekly is a must to avoid tangles and matted spots. Professional grooming is highly recommended every four to six weeks. Some owners choose the “puppy cut” look, which keeps the coat very short.

The Bichon is a great little dog, but it is always important to do your due diligence before making a final decision, especially if you are looking for a one of the small dogs that don't shed. You may find it fun as well as educational as you read up on their history, temperaments and appearance.

Small Dogs that dont Shed - Best Friend!

2008-08-14T13:19:00.000-07:00

A shedding dog can really be a problem for many people. There are many reasons for wanting to have a non shed dog, but of course the number one reason is allergies. You may be in love with your puppy, but if every time he is near you sneeze, cough or have other allergic reactions then you know that this is not the dog for you.

There are several hypoallergenic dog breeds are more suitable for dog owners and they are less likely to trigger an allergic reaction. No dog is 100% allergy free, but you need to judge each individual allergic reaction and how it occurs. Before adopting a dog you need to spend a minimum of 30 minutes confined to a small area with the dog, evaluate for any allergic reaction, instead of getting any allergies, after the dog is welcomed into your home.

All dogs have different coat types and the ones that shed the least are the single coated dog breeds. I say shed the least, because all dogs, except for the hairless ones loose hair, but the single coated dog hair is something that has to be combed or brushed to remove the lost hairs versus the double coated dogs whose hair and fur flies all over the house, furniture and your clothes. The single coated dog has hair very similar to humans, where the hair comes out and is removed by the hair brush. In addition, these single coated dogs really do not have dander. Dander is one of the leading causes of allergic reactions.

The small dogs that don’t shed are usually the best for home owners that are not extremely active or for apartment dwellers that don’t have the room for a large dog to romp around. If you have a toy poodle, Maltese or Bichon Frise, they can get their exercise right in the house running from room to room which is also a big plus for allergy sufferers. They don’t have to go outside and subject themselves to the various seasonal pollens in the air.

Small breeds are also great because caring for them is cheaper as they don’t eat as much and can be a lot easier to handle for elderly folks. It is easier to travel with a small dog as many will fit into a bag that you carry on your shoulder or a small carrier that will fit under an airplane seat. If you are traveling in the car, they certainly take up much less room.

Never underestimate the “guard dog” abilities of the smaller breeds. Many of them are as aggressive as large dogs and most make great watch dogs. They know when something is not right in their area and they aren’t afraid to tell you.

Some of the top small dogs that don’t shed are the:

· Maltese

· Toy Poodle

· Bichon Frise

· Shih Tzu

· Yorkshire Terrier

· Miniature Schnauzer

These are just a few and in the coming weeks we will blog about all of them and their special attributes! One thing is for sure, when it comes to small dogs that dont shed, once you have one you will never want to go back!