Small Dogs that Dont Shed are the BEST!
Small dogs that dont shed is all about our fearless companions. Dogs that don't shed allow people with allergies to enjoy life with a dog and let's face it ... allergies or not ... no shed dogs are a wonderful thing!
Small Dogs that Wear Lipstick ... LOL!
NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK!
Why would you even ask me that?
I am so insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here,
everybody looks at me!
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.
Houdini Clarke gives this post a 4 paws up!
Small Dogs WARNING Pet Food Recall!
A pet food recall has been issued. The Kroger Co. said Monday it is recalling select packages of pet food sold in some of its retail stores because the products may contain aflatoxin, which poses a health risk to pets. Kroger stores in the following states are included in this recall: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carol
Small Dogs Like Jesse are really COOL!
Just watch and see Jesse in action!
Small Dog Houdini Clarke Visits the Austrian Alps
Houdini may be a small breed dog, but his lifestyle is BIG!
Small Dog Houdini Clarke ... I Double Dog Dare YOU!
Directions: Answer the following personality quiz questions by comparing yourself today with your dog (or a dog you have known in your past). Where a quiz statement applies to both or neither of you, then, select "Equal." You will need to print this out and circle your answers
1. Your Dog... You... Equal... joyfully undertake frequent vigorous physical exercise.
2. Your Dog... You... Equal... happily eat the same food day after day.
3. Your Dog... You..... Equal... almost always cheerful, fun-loving, ignoring aches and pains
4. Your Dog... You... Equal... need no medical help (valium, prozac, etc) to relieve stress or tension.
5. Your Dog... You... Equal... seize most every opportunity to enjoy the natural world.
6. Your Dog... You... Equal... can take criticism and blame without resentment.
7. Your Dog... You... Equal... can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him/her.
8. Your Dog... You... Equal... can face the world without any lies and deceit.
9. Your Dog... You... Equal... can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
10. Your Dog... You... Equal... can joyfully live without pep pills, cigarettes or liquor.
11. Your Dog... You... Equal... weight in more normal proportion to body.
12. Your Dog... You... Equal... can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
13. Your Dog... You... Equal... can understand and accept when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
14. Your Dog... You... Equal... have no prejudice or discomfort WHATSOEVER with others' creeds, colors, religions, or beliefs.
SCORING: Add up the number of test questions answered with a Your Dog response and subtract the number of online test questions with a You response. That is your score on this online psychological personality test. The AVERAGE quiz score in the past has been the dog winning by 3-4 questions over the human; only 2% claimed they did better than their dogs while taking this quiz online.
Most who truthfully answer the above will discover that their dog scored somewhat better than they on this personality test. The mildly sneaky intent of this "competition" is to suggest that we all might look to our dogs as BEACONS of mental health with many behaviors and responses to which we could well aspire as our long term health goals. Too often we give ourselves just another set of excuses for our unhappiness and dysfunctional behaviors and fail to realize that we need such long term health goals if ever we are to achieve a measure of happiness and contentment.
Well, kinda makes you think ....
Small Dog Houdini Clarke on St. Paddy's Day ...
Small Dogs "Shake Your Tail Feathers"
Houdini Clarke gives Frostie a 2 Paws up and has plans to contact him prior to his 2012 presidential campaign for advice....
Just watch Frostie "Shake his tail feathers" ....
... if he can't make you laugh, nothing can!
Frostie The Funniest Dancing Bird On This Planet jives to the Blues Brothers Shake Your Tail Feather - "Joliet" Jake Blues (Dan Aykroyd) Ray Charles hit from The Blues Brothers album (1992).
This video was aired on NDTV: India, CNN, KHSL TV Channel 12, E! The Soup, Al Jezeera, FOX News, Ellen and Good Morning America (GMA)! Video of the day on MSN and Yahoo! As seen on TV in India, China, Chile, France, England, Germany, USA and Bangledesh! Featured in the Paradise Post and Contra Costa Times.
(Video by Karla K. Larsson, Magalia - Paradise, CA on February 1, 2009.)
Small Dogs - Dinner for One .. Funny Video!
Too bad there is no sound to go along with it, but you can certainly hear the chuckling in the background ... LOL!
Small dogs that don't shed make great table companions, but this guy really ROCKS!
Small Dogs that Don't Shed - Houdini Clarke Travels to Honduras!
Small Dogs - Happy Birthday to Bob!
As you all know by now, Houdini Clarke is a very well traveled small dog. Maltese are small dogs that don't shed, and as such, it is actually a pleasure to travel with him.
Well, a few years back we were cruising the Exumas in the Bahamas and happened upon a special lady and her Jack Russell companion, Bob. Now, it turns out that Annie was kind of the self appointed harbor master at the Black Point settlement where we hung on the hook for close to a week. A gutsy woman, she and Bob were cruising all by themselves on a nifty trawler named "Dreamboat Annie"
Long story short, we all became friends. Annie and Bob are back in the US and Bob just celebrated his birthday ... sooo ... just a quick picture so all you pups out there can share in the festivities.
Annie writes: " Bob's birthday cake was made out of hamburger with hot dog eyes and a ketchup mouth. We had a great time at the beach with 9 of Bob's friends. "
Houdini sends his love and will "pee -mail" soon ... LOL!
Small Dogs that Don't Shed - Houdini Clarke Travels
Take a look at the dog video ... his adventures in the Bahamas ...
Puppies and dogs Rock just ask Houdini Clarke!
Small Dogs and Surf Dogs ...
Surf dog Ricochet's inspirational video highlighting her journey from birth, to service dog training, to dog surfing, to surfing tandem with quadriplegic surfer, Patrick Ivison, to fund raising for charitable causes. She is currently leading a fundraiser for a six year old boy named Ian who suffered a traumatic brain injury in a horrific car accident that claimed the lives of his parents. If you'd like to help Ricochet help Ian, please go to http://www.SurfDogRicochet.com. To follow her on Facebook ... search for "Surf Dog Ricochet" ... Thank you for watching, and donating to her charitable cause.
Small Dogs that Dont Shed are Great Network Marketers
Take a peek at some of the fun he had ...
Small dogs are always a joy to have around and the small breeds that don't shed, or shed very little are even better.
Houdini Clarke, internet marketer and MLM distributor ... why not? In the Network Marketing industry it is vital that you become recognized ... everyone remembers Houdini! We even had a woman come up to us in the convention, someone we had never met, and she regularly follows Houdini's blog ... she knew all about him ... how cool is that.
Small dogs that don't shed ROCK!
Small dogs that Don't Shed - Just pee on it!
Small dogs that Don't Shed - Tango Anyone?
Houdini is a Maltese and Holly is a MaltiPoo ... too bad they are both only consultants ... otherwise they would have made terrific "HolliHoots!
Small dogs that Don't Shed - Halloween Costumes
In addition, he would love to include all of his friends pictures also. So tell your Mom and Dad to dress you up in your best dog Halloween costume and take a picture. Houdini will post all of them. You don't even have to be a small dog ... all dogs are welcome!
The "Hoots" is rather partial to his latest sombrero. It gives him that Latin flare and he is looking forward to the next cinco de mayo party where he can show it off ... OLE`
Houdini Clarke posing in his Viking headgear. He likes this look and he feels quite manly while prancing around the house in it.
This next look, Houdini feels, perhaps will give the girls the wrong idea ... he isn't really into the lady bug look, but you must admit he still is kinda cute!
Now, the bumble bee could go either way, but it seems that when he wears it he has this urge to piddle on all the flowers ... lol!
OK, please post your comments and send us your photos and let's make this a terrific contest ... prizes to be announced later.
Small dogs that don't shed ROCK ... but all the other "dogs" are pretty cool, too!
Now Houdini advises if your really want to compete with him, you simply MUST have a terrific costume. He has found the place to shop for all of your costume needs ... even if you are human ... LOL! Ya gotta check it out!
Small Dogs - Houdini Clarke Celebrates Birthday
He picked us out when he was only 10 weeks old and has finally, after all of these years, pretty much got us trained to keep him a lifestyle that most people would envy!
Houdini spends most of his time doing doggie stuff when he is not running for Prez. Yes, he did run for the White House in 2008 and for now, he is keeping up with his memoirs and perhaps 2012 ....
The little guy met with the mayor of Guanaja while visiting Honduras (see photo op) and has been sung to in the Austrian Alps by famous singer "Anton of Tirol" ....
No presents please, just a pee-mail or comment will do!
Small dogs that Don't Shed - Purina Diet
Purina Chow Diet
Yesterday I was buying a bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story ...
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her
no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
PS. Since I'm not going to Wal-mart, I now shop for Dog Food at PetSmart.com
They have the VERY BEST prices!
Houdini Clarke ... a Little Humor for Bentley Brown
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?
Houdini Clarke Celebrates Cinco de Mayo!
Bentley's Mom and Dad had a few of their friends over also ... lol!
Everyone had a howling good time ... OLE`