Small dogs that Don't Shed - Purina Diet

Small dogs that don't shed are the best! Houdini Clarke, since his run for the white house receives bags of email everyday asking about plans for 2012. For right now he is kicking back and considering a possible career in journalism.

Purina Chow Diet

Yesterday I was buying a bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story ...

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her
no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

Hehehehe ... !

PS. Since I'm not going to Wal-mart, I now shop for Dog Food at
They have the VERY BEST prices!

1 comment:

Aunt Griz said...

What kind of puppy is this? So cute but can't find what breed it is.