Small Dogs that Wear Lipstick ... LOL!

Small dogs that don't shed are really the best .....


Why would you even ask me that?
I am so insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here,
everybody looks at me!

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.

Houdini Clarke gives this post a 4 paws up!

Small Dogs WARNING Pet Food Recall!

It pays to buy only the very best all natural foods for your dogs.  If you look below you wil see that there has been another pet food recall ....

A pet food recall has been issued. The Kroger Co. said Monday it is recalling select packages of pet food sold in some of its retail stores because the products may contain aflatoxin, which poses a health risk to pets. Kroger stores in the following states are included in this recall: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carol

Small Dogs Like Jesse are really COOL!

Small dogs that don't shed are really great ... check out Houdini Clarke's friend Jesse.  This little dynamo is a Jack Russell terrier and learned all his "moves" with clicker training ... how cool is that?

Just watch and see Jesse in action!

Small Dog Houdini Clarke Visits the Austrian Alps

Small dogs that dont shed can go everywhere ... even to the Austrian Alps!  This tiny Maltese dog  is now visiting Austria with his Mom and Dad ... enjoy Houdini Clarke's pampered puppies adventure to St. Corona in Austria!

Houdini may be a small breed dog, but his lifestyle is BIG!

Small Dog Houdini Clarke ... I Double Dog Dare YOU!

Houdini Clarke is all about education ... education of us mere humans, that is ... LOL

I Double Dog Dare you to take this quiz …

Warning: This online personality quiz will really open your eyes!

Directions: Answer the following personality quiz questions by comparing yourself today with your dog (or a dog you have known in your past). Where a quiz statement applies to both or neither of you, then, select "Equal."  You will need to print this out and circle your answers

1. Your Dog... You... Equal... joyfully undertake frequent vigorous physical exercise.
2. Your Dog... You... Equal... happily eat the same food day after day.
3. Your Dog... You..... Equal... almost always cheerful, fun-loving, ignoring aches and pains
4. Your Dog... You... Equal... need no medical help (valium, prozac, etc) to relieve stress or tension.
5. Your Dog... You... Equal... seize most every opportunity to enjoy the natural world.
6. Your Dog... You... Equal... can take criticism and blame without resentment.
7. Your Dog... You... Equal... can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him/her.
8. Your Dog... You... Equal... can face the world without any lies and deceit.
9. Your Dog... You... Equal... can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
10. Your Dog... You... Equal... can joyfully live without pep pills, cigarettes or liquor.
11. Your Dog... You... Equal... weight in more normal proportion to body.
12. Your Dog... You... Equal... can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
13. Your Dog... You... Equal... can understand and accept when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
14. Your Dog... You... Equal... have no prejudice or discomfort WHATSOEVER with others' creeds, colors, religions, or beliefs.

SCORING: Add up the number of test questions answered with a Your Dog response and subtract the number of online test questions with a You response. That is your score on this online psychological personality test. The AVERAGE quiz score in the past has been the dog winning by 3-4 questions over the human; only 2% claimed they did better than their dogs while taking this quiz online.

Most who truthfully answer the above will discover that their dog scored somewhat better than they on this personality test. The mildly sneaky intent of this "competition" is to suggest that we all might look to our dogs as BEACONS of mental health with many behaviors and responses to which we could well aspire as our long term health goals. Too often we give ourselves just another set of excuses for our unhappiness and dysfunctional behaviors and fail to realize that we need such long term health goals if ever we are to achieve a measure of happiness and contentment.

Well,  kinda makes you think ....

Small Dog Houdini Clarke on St. Paddy's Day ...

Small dogs that don't shed wishing you and yours a Happy St. Paddy's Day!

May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
~Irish Blessing

Today is not the day to piddle on the clover ... especially on the four leaf variety!
Houdini Clarke

Small Dogs "Shake Your Tail Feathers"

OK, everyone knows that small dogs that don't shed are the best, but Frostie, the dancing bare-eyed cockatoo, AKA a Little Corella, comes in a close second. Frostie can shake his "bootie" better than any bird we have ever seen!

Houdini Clarke gives Frostie a 2 Paws up and has plans to contact him prior to his 2012 presidential campaign for advice....

Just watch Frostie "Shake his tail feathers" ....

... if he can't make you laugh, nothing can!

Frostie The Funniest Dancing Bird On This Planet jives to the Blues Brothers Shake Your Tail Feather - "Joliet" Jake Blues (Dan Aykroyd) Ray Charles hit from The Blues Brothers album (1992).

This video was aired on NDTV: India, CNN, KHSL TV Channel 12, E! The Soup, Al Jezeera, FOX News, Ellen and Good Morning America (GMA)! Video of the day on MSN and Yahoo! As seen on TV in India, China, Chile, France, England, Germany, USA and Bangledesh! Featured in the Paradise Post and Contra Costa Times.

(Video by Karla K. Larsson, Magalia - Paradise, CA on February 1, 2009.)

Small Dogs - Dinner for One .. Funny Video!

Now Houdini Clarke, Maltese, knows all about eating at the table ... in fact as a small dog he even has his own chair with a special towel for him to avoid messy eating spills ... well, this dog gives eating at the table a whole new meaning ...

Too bad there is no sound to go along with it, but you can certainly hear the chuckling in the background ... LOL!

Small dogs that don't shed make great table companions, but this guy really ROCKS!

Small Dogs that Don't Shed - Houdini Clarke Travels to Honduras!

Houdini Clarke, Maltese dog, continues his travels .... watch as he takes Honduras by storm! Small dogs that don't shed are the best to travel with.
Puppies and dogs are not all alike. If you need travel tips for dog travel, be sure to just ask Houdini ... 

Small Dogs - Happy Birthday to Bob!

Happy birthday to you ... happy birthday to you ... happy birthday dear Bobbbbbb ... !

As you all know by now, Houdini Clarke is a very well traveled small dog. Maltese are small dogs that don't shed, and as such, it is actually a pleasure to travel with him.

Well, a few years back we were cruising the Exumas in the Bahamas and happened upon a special lady and her Jack Russell companion, Bob. Now, it turns out that Annie was kind of the self appointed harbor master at the Black Point settlement where we hung on the hook for close to a week. A gutsy woman, she and Bob were cruising all by themselves on a nifty trawler named "Dreamboat Annie"

Long story short, we all became friends. Annie and Bob are back in the US and Bob just celebrated his birthday ... sooo ... just a quick picture so all you pups out there can share in the festivities.

Annie writes: " Bob's birthday cake was made out of hamburger with hot dog eyes and a ketchup mouth. We had a great time at the beach with 9 of Bob's friends. "

Houdini sends his love and will "pee -mail" soon ... LOL!

Small Dogs that Don't Shed - Houdini Clarke Travels

Small dogs that don't shed are a real plus when you decide to travel with your dog. Houdini Clarke is a 7 year old Maltese and he has traveled all over the world.

Take a look at the dog video ... his adventures in the Bahamas ...

Puppies and dogs Rock just ask Houdini Clarke!

Small Dogs and Surf Dogs ...

Houdini Clarke, Maltese and I just finished watching this moving dog video ... small dogs that don't shed are great, but "Surf Dog" Ricochet is amazing. She will make you laugh, smile and then bring tears to your eyes .... watch and see

Surf dog Ricochet's inspirational video highlighting her journey from birth, to service dog training, to dog surfing, to surfing tandem with quadriplegic surfer, Patrick Ivison, to fund raising for charitable causes. She is currently leading a fundraiser for a six year old boy named Ian who suffered a traumatic brain injury in a horrific car accident that claimed the lives of his parents. If you'd like to help Ricochet help Ian, please go to To follow her on Facebook ... search for "Surf Dog Ricochet" ... Thank you for watching, and donating to her charitable cause.

Small Dogs that Dont Shed are Great Network Marketers

Small dogs that don't shed have so many talents. First off, Houdini Clarke, Maltese extraordinaire is a wonderful companion ... loving and totally funny. Secondly he is an integral part of our marketing business. Recently he traveled with us to the Trump Las Vegas for the 2009 Distributor Rights Association Convention.

Take a peek at some of the fun he had ...

Small dogs are always a joy to have around and the small breeds that don't shed, or shed very little are even better.

Houdini Clarke, internet marketer and MLM distributor ... why not? In the Network Marketing industry it is vital that you become recognized ... everyone remembers Houdini! We even had a woman come up to us in the convention, someone we had never met, and she regularly follows Houdini's blog ... she knew all about him ... how cool is that.

Small dogs that don't shed ROCK!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Just pee on it!

Houdini Clarke shares his ....

Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.

Small dogs that don't shed ROCK!!!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Tango Anyone?

Small dogs that don't shed are a lot of fun. Houdini Clarke's favorite girlfriend Holly Addy is back in town ... so what are these small dogs up to?
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Houdini is a Maltese and Holly is a MaltiPoo ... too bad they are both only consultants ... otherwise they would have made terrific "HolliHoots!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Halloween Costumes

Small dogs that don't shed ... these little guys are great! Houdini Clarke loves to dress up for the photo ops and has decided to ask his friends to choose his Halloween costume this year. Of course, he has several options to choose from and over the next couple of weeks will be modeling all his latest gear.

In addition, he would love to include all of his friends pictures also. So tell your Mom and Dad to dress you up in your best dog Halloween costume and take a picture. Houdini will post all of them. You don't even have to be a small dog ... all dogs are welcome!

The "Hoots" is rather partial to his latest sombrero. It gives him that Latin flare and he is looking forward to the next cinco de mayo party where he can show it off ... OLE`

Houdini Clarke posing in his Viking headgear. He likes this look and he feels quite manly while prancing around the house in it.

This next look, Houdini feels, perhaps will give the girls the wrong idea ... he isn't really into the lady bug look, but you must admit he still is kinda cute!

Now, the bumble bee could go either way, but it seems that when he wears it he has this urge to piddle on all the flowers ... lol!

OK, please post your comments and send us your photos and let's make this a terrific contest ... prizes to be announced later.

Small dogs that don't shed ROCK ... but all the other "dogs" are pretty cool, too!

Now Houdini advises if your really want to compete with him, you simply MUST have a terrific costume. He has found the place to shop for all of your costume needs ... even if you are human ... LOL! Ya gotta check it out!

Small Dogs - Houdini Clarke Celebrates Birthday

Houdini Clarke, Maltese Dog and definitely a member of the small dogs that don't shed, will be celebrating his 7th birthday tomorrow. Yes, I know, he still looks just like a pup, but he has been around the block a few times ... pun intended!

He picked us out when he was only 10 weeks old and has finally, after all of these years, pretty much got us trained to keep him a lifestyle that most people would envy!

Houdini spends most of his time doing doggie stuff when he is not running for Prez. Yes, he did run for the White House in 2008 and for now, he is keeping up with his memoirs and perhaps 2012 ....

Prince Houdini of Capri has traveled quite a bit and knows the international scene pretty well. The "Hoots" has gone to Europe 10 times, traveled by plane (both private and commercial), train, boat, bicycle, golf cart and automobile.

The little guy met with the mayor of Guanaja while visiting Honduras (see photo op) and has been sung to in the Austrian Alps by famous singer "Anton of Tirol" ....

He has been deep sea fishing in the Bahamas and splashed in the crystal blue waters of the Florida Keys. There is not much that Houdini Clarke has missed out on, as it should be.

So all friends of Houdini Clarke are invited for special "kibble and bits" !
No presents please, just a pee-mail or comment will do!

Happy Birthday Houdini!

Small dogs that Don't Shed - Purina Diet

Small dogs that don't shed are the best! Houdini Clarke, since his run for the white house receives bags of email everyday asking about plans for 2012. For right now he is kicking back and considering a possible career in journalism.

Purina Chow Diet

Yesterday I was buying a bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story ...

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her
no, that I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

Hehehehe ... !

PS. Since I'm not going to Wal-mart, I now shop for Dog Food at
They have the VERY BEST prices!

Houdini Clarke ... a Little Humor for Bentley Brown

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that
he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:

'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.

Can I come with him tomorrow?

MuttMart - Everything for your dog for less!

Houdini Clarke Celebrates Cinco de Mayo!

Houdini Clarke, Maltese extraordinaire, loves a good party, so when his good pal Bentley Brown threw a big Cinco de Mayo shindig "Hoots" was first in line! Houdini usually prefers small dogs that don't shed, but in Bentley's case he makes an exception ...

Bentley's Mom and Dad had a few of their friends over also ... lol!

Everyone had a howling good time ... OLE`